A Newry man has today admitted that he gladly give up sex with his wife in return for a Friar Tucks Chicken Burger we can reveal.
It would appear that the man’s sexual powers have become so shit that a simple slab of chicken between a bread bun with lashings of slaw is more appealing than a ride.
We spoke with the man who said:
“I’d gladly give up having to ride the wife for a decent Tuck’s slaw bomb baah. It’s always the same with her, when we first met there was ropes, handcuffs the whole bondage thing, now she gives me a few strokes, pretends to orgasm and snores for 8 hours. Give me a Chicken Booorger any day baah. (LOL).”