Sun. Jan 24th, 2021

NASA has released a report today saying there is more intelligent life on planet the Mars than there is in the entire district of Barcroft we can reveal.

The report suggests that even though we are yet to make contact with Alien life form on Mars there is known to be some form of bacterial life that have a ‘significantly higher IQ’ than any resident of Barcroft.

A NASA spokesman told Newry Spud:

“When we went to Barcroft to look at the ‘humanoid species’ that inhabit that ‘desperate place’ and we knew immediately that this small area was without doubt the ‘least intelligent’ area on the planet earth with some very ‘questionable’ humanoid type people walking around muttering to themselves with apparently no direction to their lives.”

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