Sat. Dec 5th, 2020


A beloved family dog has who has been missing for 4 days has been found safe and well inside a pot hole in Bessbrook we can reveal.

The dog named Jess went missing on Tuesday prompting a massive search mission. However the pet was discovered this morning after it was discovered he fell into the pothole in the village.

The owners of Jess told Newry Spud:

“We’re delighted to have him back obviously. But what to fuck? Thon potholes literally ate my dog up.

Some parts of this area are akin to the fucking Moon with the amount of craters on it.”

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