Sun. Dec 6th, 2020


The mice seen in The Carrickdale’s kitchen have protested at the grim living conditions they are forced to live in we can reveal.

After the Republic’s food and hygiene authority closed the Carrickdale’s kitchen area after mice were spotted happily running amok the mice have finally spoken out.

We spoke with the chief mouse Pablo who told us:

“We demand cleaner living conditions. For far too long we’ve been forced to live in the kitchen of the Carrickdale. To say the conditions are squalid in here is an understatement. One would rather live in Calcutta slums or even worse, Barcroft.”

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