America’s First Lady Melania Trump has visited Newry today we can reveal.
Mrs Trump was seen walking around Monaghan Street today before going into Around A Pound shop where she was seen buying all available bottles of bleach.
Mrs Trump told Newry Spud:
“I have friends in Forkhill and Crossmaglen who I visit regularly but I came to Around A Pound today to but all bleach products as my husband has volunteered to get himself injected with it in order to cure Covid-19. I am not missing out on this opportunity to get rid of the daft bastard.”