Melania Trump Seen In Around A Pound Buying Every Bottle Of Bleach

America’s First Lady Melania Trump has visited Newry today we can reveal.

Mrs Trump was seen walking around Monaghan Street today before going into Around A Pound shop where she was seen buying all available bottles of bleach.


Mrs Trump told Newry Spud:

“I have friends in Forkhill and Crossmaglen who I visit regularly but I came to Around A Pound today to but all bleach products as my husband has volunteered to get himself injected with it in order to cure Covid-19. I am not missing out on this opportunity to get rid of the daft bastard.”