Meigh Man To Hold Two Day Wake & Funeral For Old Dealer Boots

A Meigh man has announced plans to hold a 2 day wake and funeral for his ‘most beloved’ pair of Dealer Boots we can reveal.

Raymond ‘Rambo’ O’Hanlon has admitted that his faithful Dealers have reached the end of their natural life cycle and should be buried with respect.

A clearly distraught O’Hanlon told Newry Spud:

“I’ve had these Dealer Boots going on 4 years. They have become a part of me and in some way have morphed into having their own distinctive personality.

Pouchers Funeral Directors will handle the wake and funeral arrangements and I’d appreciate privacy at this time to mourn the best boots a man could ever have.”