Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

A Meigh man has been a ‘bit too honest’ while answering to a generic ‘well how’s it going?’ we can reveal.

Pascal DirtyDick a 27 year-old retail worker from the village told a casual acquaintance he barely knows about his ongoing battle with pubic lice otherwise known as crabs.

The shocked and disgusted woman who asked the innocent question just ‘to be nice’ has claimed she is seeking mental health treatment after the encounter last night in Murphy’s pub.

She told Newry Spud:

“I saw Pascal at the bar beside me and I just said “Ach well Pascal, how’s things?’ little did I know I was going to get a blow by blow account on his dirty pubic lice diseases. I’m quite traumatised though I have learned quite a lot about crab prevention.”

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