Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020


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A simple country man from Mayobrodge has applied for his first passport in order to travel to Newry or as he calls it ‘The big Smoke’.

Eamonn Burns an 82 year old from Mayobridge has never been out of the small townland and is excitedly awaiting his passport from Dublin to travel to Newry.

Eamonn like 97% of Mayobridge is an illiterate idiot but with a twinkle in his eye he is a lovable moron. We spoke to Eamonn today and he told us:

“I turned 82 last week and decided it was time to take the big step and make the journey to Newry to see the sights of a major European city. To say I’m excited is an understatement. I can’t wait to have a Friar Tuck’s chicken burger and maybe get a wee kiss in Billini’s, oh my God, I am so excited.”

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