Sat. Nov 28th, 2020

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The small backward and somewhat inbred village of Mayobridge are rejoicing today with the new arrival of the ‘bowl’ haircut.

While most people went through the bowl haircut between 1990-1994 the ‘craze’ is just hitting Mayobridge leaving many of the male population jumping with glee.

Louis O’Hare a Mayobridge native told Newry Spud:

“I literally can’t wait to get this new haircut. The style is so chic and new, I am definitely going to be the first one in the village to get the new style. People say we Mayobridge folk don’t have style, this new bowl haircut will shut those people up good and proper.”

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