Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


A Mayobridge man has claimed he ‘would never go with a Prod’ even though no Protestant would even look at him we can reveal.

The part-time farmer and full time drinker from the small backward little village said he is thinking of dating women outside his immediate family but ‘Prods are out of the question’.

We spoke with the 24 year old shit-kicker and he told us:

“I’m going to experiment with new things and try to date girls that I’m not immediately related to. I might try a bit of the Polish or something but I’d never go with one of them Prods like. No way sir.”

Meanwhile it has been revealed every Protestant girl in the greater Newry and south Down area has said they’d rather cut their eyes out and bury them than look at ‘that animal’.

Please follow and like us: