Wed. Nov 25th, 2020


A massive slide has been installed in Bellinis so brave customers can enjoy sliding down to get out quicker we can reveal.

The slaide will let people go up to the top floor in the popular city centre complex and slide down onto Monaghan Street.

A Bellinis spokesman told Newry Spud:

“We see it as a fun and exciting new addition for the punters. Of course it will serve as both a leisure device and also our bouncers will have the luxury of fucking idiots out the window head first onto the slide.”

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