Sun. Jan 24th, 2021



The PSNI were called to Tesco’s in Newry after 5 housewives beat the shite out of each other over the last ‘Big L.O.L Surprise’ toy that is the ‘must have’ accessory this Christmas.

The toy that comes with 50 surprise toys inside it has become so rare that parents are willing to engage in mortal combat to own one.

A Newry PSNI spokesman told Newry Spud:


“We were called to an altercation in Tesco’s. When we arrived there were 5 pretty hot MILF’s beating 4 different colours of shite out of each other. We let them off with a caution because as I said they were pretty hot.”

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