Tue. Dec 1st, 2020



A Newry man whose girlfriend is 7 months pregnant insists on telling everyone ‘we’re pregnant’ much to the annoyance of the woman we can reveal.

The man who clearly only got the woman up the duff is taking way too much ownership out of it.

The man’s long suffering partner Claire told Newry Spud:

“He’s barely done fuck all apart from implanting his love juice inside me after we both had one too many J├Ągerbombs.

Now he’s saying ‘We’re pregnant.’ Erm, no. I’m the fucking only pregnant one here you daft fucker.”

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