A man who was seen driving alone in his car wearing a face mask actually has a brain contrary to popular belief.
The idiot who wears the mask and a pair of rubber gloves everywhere he goes thinking he’s somehow saving himself was seen driving around today masked up.
He told us:
“I love wearing the mask for several reasons. One, I look like I’m a responsible adult although in reality I’m as thick as two short planks nailed together.
Secondly it hides my hideous looking face. Even though I know wearing the mask in the car by self Is like wearing a condom 24 hours a day I still think it looks cool.”