A Newry man has been left in a state of shock today after discovering that the small backward village of Belleeks actually still exists.
The man who had to go to through Belleeks for some unknown reason was stunned to see that the place existed.
He told us from his Daisy Hill bed:
“I honestly thought Belleeks was some type of mystical place, not an actual physical space. I was convinced that Portsmouth was abandoned after a Chernobyl-like incident.
When I saw a hotel there a small pub and some aimless looking morons walking around like a Zombies I was flabbergasted and had to be airlifted to Daisy Hill such was my shock.”