A man who hasn’t seen a bar of soap in a week is now all of a sudden a germophobe we can reveal.
Peadar Smellyballs who spends on average 20p a month in personal hygiene has overnight become an expert in cleanliness and personal hygiene.
Peadar told us:
“I take this all very serious. Fair enough my neck is thick as a shovel with dirt and I need a power-hose to wash the dirt of me but not anymore after hearing Boris Johnson last night.
I have went to Around-A-pound and got a bottle of shower gel and a spray thing that you are supposed to spray under your arms or something.”