Man Grabs Depressed Partner By Diddies To Make Her Feel Better


A very thoughtful and insightful Newry man has grabbed his woman by the diddies today when he saw she was feeling down we can reveal.

The man saw that his significant other clearly had a very hard day at work and was clearly feeling very stressed and emotional.

The absolute hero told Newry Spud:

“I don’t see myself as a hero or anything although I probably am. Anyway I saw my woman was feeling very down from and had tears in her eyes. I did what any man would have done. I stood behind her and grabbed her by the diddies. It didn’t actually make her feel better in the end but I tried to do what I could.”

Meanwhile to woman told us:

“If he had of talked to me about my emotions and maybe gave me some loving words it might have been useful but no. He just grabbed my diddy swingers.”