Man Comfortable Picking His Hole Every 20 Minutes Must Have Latex Gloves

A man who is very comfortable with picking his hole every 20 minutes absolutely must have latex gloves during this pandemic we can reveal.

The Hallion who seems to think he’s invisible with his half of his hand stuck up his shuck is very worried he might catch something if he’s not wearing gloves.

The man told us:

“I’m very fussy when it comes to germs. There’s no fucking way ill catch thon coronavirus with these gloves on. I know I am for ever pulling the knickers out of my arse every lock of minutes and sometimes give myself a good oul scratch in the ring but I assure you I’m a very clean person deep down inside.”