Sun. Jan 24th, 2021

A 26 year-old Newry man has been admitted to Daisy Hill hospital today after he broke his jaw while trying to eat a ‘Macs Burger’ we can reveal.

The unsuspecting victim ordered the mammoth burger while out in town today and while he thought he could handle the burger from the Mill Street Mac’s Pizza.

He told us:

“I thought I could easily get my mouth around thon boorger but one bite and my jaw broke in 4 separate places. It has that big a circumference the fucking yoke should have its own postal code.

I would urge others to remain vigilant while ordering the Mac Burger it is suitable for big mouths only so I suppose that’s 99.99999% of Newry.”

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