A well known geriatric athlete from Newry has hit out at newly elected councillor Gavin Malone over the slow progress of a wall building project we can reveal.
Malone who sensationally topped the polls in the city made many promises to the electorate but this promise made to Johnny Panzer Boyle seems to have been overshadowed in recent weeks.
Panzer who took to the wall in question with a Donald Trump T-Shirt and a placard saying ‘Build The Wall’ told Newry Spud:
“Thon bollox Malone promised me that this wall outside my house would be a ‘top priority’ if elected. So, like a silly fucker I voted for him. Now with the benefit of hindsight I wished I just voted as usual for the SDLP, sorry I mean Sinn Féin.”
Councillor Malone told Newry Spud:
“I have a few other things on at the moment like rampant vandalism and anti-social elements wrecking the place. That pain in the hole Panzer can wait or just get a lock of bricks and mortar and do the fucking job himself.”