Lovely Weather During Lock-Down Just God Being A Funny Bollox

God has admitted that he has made the last 4 days beautifully sunny and warm while most people are on lock-down was just him being a bollox.

As the sun splits the trees and the temperatures are weirdly unseasonable for April people are wondering why the sun and heat are here now.


God told Newry Spud:

“Sometime I just get bored and do some shit for the craic. I never intentionally made coronavirus, that some wanker eating a Bat but I love fucking with the weather.

I noticed everyone on my Facebook feed complaining about having to stay inside so I looked at the sun and moved it a bit closer to fuck with you all. Sometimes I can be an awful bollox.”