The holy site of Lourdes is to be relocated to the Carnbane Industrial Estate the Vatican has said.
The news has come as no surprise giving the excessively high rate of PIP recipients in the area.
His Holy Father Pope Francis told Newry Spud:
“After looking at the data we have decided that there are more sick people in Newry than all the people who go through Lourdes. We will be placing the statue of Our Lady in the Carnbane Industrial Estate for the Catholic sick people of the world to come and pray to.”