Local Woman Forced To Look At Awful Diet Due To Lock Down

A Newry woman has had to ‘have a good hard look at herself’ after she has realised just how much shite she eats during this period of lock down.

27 year-old Grainne Fatspatrick who eats like a horse now has the time on her hands to realise it.

Grainne told us:

“Fucking hell bah, the amount of pure dung that I ate really has hit home with this lock down. I woke up this morning and had a cup of tay with a mars bar, a packet of Tayto cheese and onion and full packet of fucking ham.

My dinner will be early around 2pm and will be chips and any shite that’s in the freezer this past few months.”