Local Nicknamed ‘The Cock In The Rock’ After Belfast Birthday Visit

A local man has been nicknamed ‘The Cock In The Rock’ by west Belfast residents after his antics in the Rock Bar on the Falls Road we can reveal.

Colin ‘Wock’ McLoughlin who was in the bar over the weekend celebrating his 68th birthday made such a tit of himself that he began to strip in the staunchly Republican watering hole.

One shock onlooker Margaret Bonner from the nearby ghetto of Lenadoon told us:

“It was something to behold and an experience I care never to witness again. No harm to Wock but if he’s going to do a striptease then maybe he should have changed his fucking trunks as it was like skid-row central down there. I should know I have to look at Darren Carroll every night.”