Drug dealers in the Greater Newry Distric have been praised for their recent environmentally friendly initiative we can reveal.
From today onwards all cocaine dealers will use biodegradable environmentally friendly plastic bags when selling their product.
One local coke dealer told Newry Spud:
“While we all welcome anything that will reduce dangerous plastics into the local environment this new move will see us taking a massive financial hit.
These biodegradable bags are on average 7% more expensive for us to buy wholesale. It could have a devastating effect on the local cocaine market I’m afraid.”