An absolute banter merchant from Newry still can’t help asking the lads to smell his fingers after eating a bag of scampi fries we can reveal.
Barcroft’s Lee Kelly pulls the same joke every fucking time he eats a bag of scampi fries and according to his friends it is now getting to become unbearable.
One friend told Newry Spud:
“It was funny when we were all 15 but now it’s getting embarrassing. But more to the point, what kind of women does he know whose fanny smells like a dead fish?”