Lad Surviving On Super Noodles Lives Like Pablo Escobar At Weekend

A Newry man has spoken about how he ‘can’t fucking wait’ until Friday when he’s paid as he’s getting pretty sick of Super Noodles.

Peadar O’Hallion who can be found most weekends living like he’s Pablo fucking Escobar or something buying drink and cocaine is skint.

Peadar told Newry Spud:

“Jaysus this is a Holy Terra altogether baah. I’ve been eating Super Noodles and Cornflakes since Tuesday. Friday can’t come quick enough.

Usually on Friday when I’m paid I live life like there’s no tomorrow and by Monday even mice are leaving my house as they’re starving LOL. Have you a fiver on you?”