Ku Klux Klan Open New Order In Newry

A branch of the Ku Klux Klan is to be opened in the Newry area this week it has been revealed.

The ultra-right wing racist group from the American Deep South are said to have over 300 members in the greater Newry & Mourne district.

We spoke with the Newry Imperial Wizard William Black:

“We have a massive following now in the Newry area; our objective is to get all the blacks and eastern Europeans out to fuck. They take all our jobs” claimed Black who is now on PIP/DLA 8 years and who wouldn’t work on batteries.