Killeavy Catholic couple have Protestant baby

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A young Catholic couple from Killeavy who had a Protestant baby are blaming the Banbridge IVF Clinic they used for their horrifying fertility mix-up.

“We first noticed something was wrong after 18 months,” the distraught mother Ciara Ní Babaliss told our reporter yesterday, “when we realised he was walking, but he wasn’t talking.”

The child has since barricaded himself into one corner of his bedroom, and is insisting that the people next door are his real parents.