There was scenes of bemusement and laughter in Camlough today when one of its most famous sons Paul ‘The Judge’ Kearns was seen flying over the village.
The Judge famous for his unique Carrickcruppen lotto ticket selling techniques and for his totally impartial umpiring during Cruppen games won the club’s lotto and bought himself a jet pack.
Judge told Newry Spud:
“I won the lotto and thought to myself how I could best spend the money. I was thinking about investing in a few stocks and shares but the economy is flat at the minute so I thought to myself, fuck it. I went up to Crossmaglen and found a fella who knows a thing or two about making rockets and he made me a jet pack. Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it’s Judge..Yeeeoooo.”