Thu. Feb 25th, 2021
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There were scenes of joy in Crossmaglen today after a 34 year-old man sent his first email we can reveal.

The man who is unaccustomed to how the modern age operates and how technology is a daily part of people’s lives was said to be in a state of shock and wonder.

One onlooker told Newry Spud:

“It was a beautiful thing to see the wonderment and amazement in this mans eyes when he hit the send button on the computer.

Once he got over the shock of seeing a laptop we slowly showed him how fast it is to email someone. The poor idiot was so overjoyed at experiencing this marvel for the first time in his sheltered life.”

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