Jordan Poucher Wins ‘Happiest Undertaker’ In Ireland Award

A young Newry man has been voted the ‘Happiest Undertaker’ in Ireland today we can reveal.

Jordan Poucher who is an Undertaker for his family business has beat stiff competition from other hopefuls across the island in the much sought after award.

Although an undertaker Jordan also is Gavin Malone’s chief strategist and PR consultant.

A delighted Jordan told Newry Spud:

“Clearly the line of business I’m in isn’t always associated with happiness but I always want to put the ‘FUN’ in funerals. This award will be one of many achievements in my young life.

I would say it’s up there with being Gavin Malone’s right-hand man and advisor. If any of your readers are planning on dying soon let me give you the last ride and I’ll be the last man to ever let you down LOL.”