A controversial report from the All Ireland Villages and Towns Commission has caused a stir among the people of Jonesborough we can reveal.
The report has confirmed that the residents from the small incest ridden village are the ugliest in Ireland.
Whilst beauty is in the eye of the beholder one can’t argue that the standard of people in Jonesborough is quite appalling.
We spoke with one Jonesborough resident Grainne Cyclops and she told us:
“This is unfair. As a 17 year-old mother of four children I still have my figure and beauty. I agree there are some people that are hard to look at but the worst in Ireland? That seems to be a bit harsh and excessive. Have you ever seen the hack of the people in Cullyhanna?”