Presidential candidate Joe Biden has been put into Avila Nursing home in Bessbrook for a ‘short period’ according to his family we can reveal.
Biden who some believe will be the next President of the USA and the leader of the free world is thought to be in need of rest and recuperation.
A Biden spokesman told Newry Spud:
“Even in these hard times in politics we would like to thank President Trump for paying for Joe’s stay in Avila Care Home in Ireland. While we admit Joe needs some rest he is totally fit to run the USA and is not a bit forgetful and a wee bit perverted.”