In an act of extraordinary humanity the people of Crossmaglen have negotiated a deal with the British government to allow the so called Jihadi Bride Shamima Begum to be housed in the village.
It is thought a delegation of Crossmaglen residents are to fly to the Syrain refugee camp where the young ISIS woman is being kept with her newborn son.
One Crossmaglen local told Newry Spud:
“Ach the poor Beure deserves a second chance at life. Sure, she was only 15 when she went over the yonder to marry some Fein.
She was fighting the Brits too so I mean, she is more the welcome here in Cross in our eyes.”