Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

All Newry jewellers have signed up to a new initiative to offer men buying engagement rings for Christmas counselling and have agreed to put warning signs on all engagement rings until the end of January we can reveal.

Christmas often clouds local men’s judgment that the Beaure they’ve been riding for 4 months is ‘the one’ studies have shown.

One local jeweller told Newry Spud:

“We have done some follow up studies on men who buy engagement rings for Christmas and we can say with great certainty that 100% of the engagements are ended before Paddy’s Day.

It is a known fact that these fuckwits get engaged for Facebook likes and shares such is their need for attention. Our advice? Don’t fucking do it.”

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