Jesus Christ Apologises To Councillor Kevin McAteer Over Tweet

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It has emerged that Jesus Christ has lost 10 Facebook friends and 4 Twitter followers after he accidentally tweeted he would encourage voters not to vote for Independent Councillor Kevin McAteer.

McAteer shot to prominence earlier this year when he declared he would donate all his council salary to charitable causes and was soon honoured by the Catholic Church in Newry who decided to put his image on all Holy Communion wafers until after the next Council Elections .McAteer’s Image On Holy Communion



We spoke to Jesus today and he was quick to distance himself from the tweet:

“Look my children, I did not tweet such a thing against one of my own lambs of God Kevin McAteer. After his sacrifice on his Council wages and the Papal decision to put his image on the Holy Communion. Basically what happened was, I left my iPhone on the couch and Judas came in and sent the tweet using my account. The wee rascal is still at it.”

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