Sat. Nov 28th, 2020

ITV has said they are to make a Newry version of their latest new hit show ‘Love Island’ we can reveal.

Set on Sugar Island the Newry version will feature ‘that MILF from The Marine’ and a few Newry based ‘fuck boys’ producers have said.

One lucky Newry lad Karl McGivern who has been selected to star in ‘Newry Love Island’ told Newry Spud:

“I actually can’t wait baah. Who wouldn’t want to be stuck on Sugar Island with a few absolute cock-wombles and a few horny women? It’s basically like any Saturday night in Newry really.”

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