It’s OK Folks ‘Coronavirus Newry’ Facebook Page Has this Under Control

It’s all going to be ok everyone. Alan from ‘The Coronavirus Newry’ Facebook page is on the ball and is keeping the public informed.

The Facebook page put up to scare the fuck out of the people of Newry is rife with misinformation, rumour, innuendo and fear.

However page creator Alan told us:

“Just remain calm folks. Do not listen to the scientific community or the government as we will be the first to give you all the wrong news and will put you into such a fragile state you’ll want to jump of  a fucking bridge.”