Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

An ISIS group who intended to attack Burren has cancelled their plans because ‘Allah left that hole years ago’ the Islamic terror group have said.

The group are said to have had several Jihadists living in the community working and living with the locals.

One local ISIS member Jihadi Paddy told Newry Spud:

“Thanks to Allah we are leaving this place. The locals are so creepy and weird. Even though we live in a cave in Afghanistan it is 100 times better than this horrific place.”

We spoke with one Burren resident who told us:

“The whole area was wondering who these brown fellas were. They stuck out like a sore thumb because they were down on their knees facing the west every 10 minutes and never went in for a pint or to the Marine. Weirdos.”

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