Irony Lost As Driver Insists Masks MUST Be Wore On Crossmaglen Bus

There seems to be a complete loss of irony on behalf of an Ulsterbus driver today who insisted that all passengers on the Newry to Crossmaglen bus wear a mask.

The Crossmaglen bus that shuttles the simpletons from the rural idiot riddled village to the ‘big city’ would not move today until every passenger complied with the mask wearing rule.

One local Crossmaglen local who could speak coherent English Cathal Fertilizer – O’Semtex told us:

“I remember it wasn’t too long ago that the bus drivers would have shat themselves if they saw me waiting for a bus with a mask on and now the fucker wouldn’t let me on because I left the mask at home. Life is fucking strange these days fein hi.”