Officials from the ‘Tidiest Places In Ireland’ 2020 competition have been hospitalised after laughing so much when they received Newry’s submission we can reveal.
Ambulances where rushed to the Dublin head office of the Tidiest Places In Ireland with 4 officials bribe treated for shock with 2 of them needing surgery after laughing so hard.
One of the officials told Newry Spud:
“We thought it was some sick joke at first, then when we realised it was a serious submission from the Newry, Mourne & Down District Council the outbreak of laughter took hold of all those present. Like, I mean, what to actual fuck.”