Derrybeg resident Stanley Murnaghan told guests at a Belfast house-party last Saturday that he was from south Armagh.
“I usually party in Belfast at the weekends,” said Mr Murnaghan in the Railway bar last night, “because the women around here are fat, twisted and rough as fuck. However I always dread having to tell people up there that I’m from Newry.”
“People seem to automatically give you more respect up there in west Belfast when you tell them you’re from south Armagh. I even wear the Armagh GAA jacket and everything; it really does give you an edge.”
“I never thought I’d see the day when I’d tell people I was from south Armagh instead of from Newry,” added Mr Murnaghan. “Still, there you go.”