The wee girl who works in B&M at Newry’s Merchants Quay has said ‘just go ahead there and I’ll watch ya pack your stuff’ we can reveal.

The till worker who is as happy to be there than the Pope in Shandon Park just likes watching you go flat out.

She told Newry Spud:

“I put the items through the till and that’s my fucking job done baah. I absolutely love watching people pack all the stuff while I play with my hair or bite my nails.

Most of the items are cheap so the quality of customers we have deserve to pack the shit themselves in my opinion.”