Sun. Nov 29th, 2020


An absolute idiot on Jobseekers Allowance thinks she’s ‘posh’ after buying a coat for her dog.

The 24 year-old unemployed woman who hasn’t bought herself a new pair of knickers in over a year bought the coat for her 3 year-old shih tzu ‘Jacko’.

The absolute fucking moron told us:

“I just love Jacko soooooo much and he totally deserves this jacket to keep him warm and snug when we are out for walks. Plus it makes me look pretty cool too if I’m honest.”

Meanwhile Jacko the dog told Newry Spud:

“She doesn’t seem to realise I was born with a waterproof coat and the jacket overheats me something shocking. Can you tell her to take it off for fucks sake? Oh and woof-woof.”

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