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A South Armagh farmer purposely sets off at rush hour to cause maximum disruption, he has revealed.

Peadar O’Hallion, from Crossmaglen, leaves his yard at precisely 4:55pm, ensuring he joins the traffic just as it’s reaching its busiest period of the day.

Peadar told Newry Spud:

“I just hate people. Most days I don’t even have anything to transport, I just drive up and down the road causing shit. Nothing pleases me more than watching you cautiously edge your car out to see if you can overtake me before thumping your steering wheel when you realise you can’t. You fucking dicks”.

He continued: “Also, you know all that fertilizer I spread over the fields by your house? I’m not even growing anything, I don’t even own the fields, I just want the first thing you smell in the morning to be raw shite”.