Tue. Dec 1st, 2020


28 year-old Newry woman Áine Flynn who met with her friends this morning in McCooey’s for a coffee has said ‘she can’t remember where she bought her new top’ even though she knows full well she bought it in Primark we can reveal.

Her friends have spoken out about the blatant lie with one telling Newry Spud:

“It’s so obvious she knows where she bought it from. I can’t understand why she’s being so weird about it. To me it looks like very basic cloth and the design doesn’t look too bright so it’s probably a Primark thing or something.”

However Áine told Newry Spud:

“They’re nosey oul bastards.”

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