Cullyhanna Woman With Horns ‘Result of Mother’s Gangbang With Goats’

A Cullyhanna woman who has started growing horns has revealed how her mother took part in a gang-bang with a group of goats.

Brigid Fatspatrick noticed that she was growing horns last week when she was watching The Chase.

She told Newry Spud:

“I was watching The Chase and I went to scratch me head when I noticed that I had horns growing out the front of my fucking forehead. I suddenly realised that the story I had been told about as a kid was true – that my mother willingly took part in a gang-bang with a load of Goats. I think I may be their love child.”

Rumour had surrounded her mother, who ran off with the milkman back in 1986. Brigid was forced to forage for herself and eventually found work as a farm hand.

“This doesn’t change anything at all, although the girls in work are having a right laugh calling me a horny old woman, LOL.”