Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


A new fashion trend has visited Newry causing some to recoil in horror and others to drool at the mouth we can reveal.

‘Hard On’ Jeans are the new ‘must have’ item in the Newry fashion world.

The jeans are made by world leader in jean wear Levis and are EXCLUSIVELY only available at Louis Boyd’s. They have an implanted dildo in the front part to make it look like the wearer is constantly sporting a hard on.

One wearer of the ‘Levis Hard On’s’ is bus driver Ian Rooney who told Newry Spud:

“It’s great for lads like me that weren’t born with massive equipment, it levels out the playing field in the dick market so I mean, how could you not love them.”

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