Greta Thunberg To Produce ‘Eco-Friendly’ South Armagh Red Diesel

Climate change activist Greta Thunberg has announced she is to open up an ‘eco-friendly’ red diesel plant in Culloville we can reveal.

The Swedish teenager who is outspoken in environmental issues has said she is growing increasingly concerned about the red diesel industry in south Armagh.

Ms Thunberg told Newry Spud:

“While I appreciate the need for agricultural fuel I think there could be a better way to make it friendlier to the environment.

I will be in Culloville tomorrow to meet with the RA, sorry I mean concerned red diesel engineers to look for a more eco-friendly way to make this shite.”